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Scribbling Grafitti onto Confetti
...and other means of manual clitoral stimulation
Created on 2004-12-24 09:16:01 (#5546892), last updated 2007-01-22
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 1968-01-30 |
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| Location: | I Call You Groovy, Mississippi, United States |
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bootdevil
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I. die
II. (various things which change depending upon who/what you are, karmic-adjustments, or acts-of-weirdness)
III. THE SHINING LIGHT OF THE VOID OF THE NOTHING-EVERYTHING.
now here, many people get scared and either try to go back into their bodies, or wind up slipping into the bardo-planes without a guidebook or a potato.
others will walk into the light, entering a loop-i-versic Heaven/Hell dimension for a while or go straight to the Eschaton.
i however, find it's interesting to walk into the light... but just at the last minute reach out and slay the light, breaking it into pieces... which leads to the next bit.
IV. poke the monkey with a stick.
IF you have a Potato with you, you can go to your right and there are VARIOUS OPTIONS you can choose from.
some people say that IF you have a Potato, you don't even have to poke the monkey with a stick. but i'd rather not risk it. and it's always cool to poke a monkey with a stick.
now... if you've poked the monkey with a stick and you didn't have a potato (or have one and choose not to use the VARIOUS OPTIONS) then...
V. Step Out of the Booth.
you're on your way.
VI. If you find yourself stuck in a bardo-plane...
this means you either ran from the VOID,
you went into the VOID and have finished up your Heaven/Hell/Whatever and are now moving on... (consult karmic guide)
or you didn't poke the monkey with a stick and had no Potato.
the best advice here is to just find a nice soft place to land.
VII. IF you find yourself in a bardo-plane for any reason, AND IF you have a Potato, VARIOUS OPTIONS are again available.
Other Ports:
VIII. the Eschaton Zones.
IX. THE DEEP BLUE VELVET.
X. The Entire God-Consciousness Joins other God-Consciousnesses and make Universes in the 9th Dimension.
XI. We're All ONE Big Truly Infinite Line and/or Something.
RESTART.
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Subtractive Consciousness:
when i was born i held the knowledge of the universe
inside my head,
and now with every thought i have
i get a little dumber,
and a little dead.
___________________________
bootdevil_________________________________________
ON DEATH
I. die
II. (various things which change depending upon who/what you are, karmic-adjustments, or acts-of-weirdness)
III. THE SHINING LIGHT OF THE VOID OF THE NOTHING-EVERYTHING.
now here, many people get scared and either try to go back into their bodies, or wind up slipping into the bardo-planes without a guidebook or a potato.
others will walk into the light, entering a loop-i-versic Heaven/Hell dimension for a while or go straight to the Eschaton.
i however, find it's interesting to walk into the light... but just at the last minute reach out and slay the light, breaking it into pieces... which leads to the next bit.
IV. poke the monkey with a stick.
IF you have a Potato with you, you can go to your right and there are VARIOUS OPTIONS you can choose from.
some people say that IF you have a Potato, you don't even have to poke the monkey with a stick. but i'd rather not risk it. and it's always cool to poke a monkey with a stick.
now... if you've poked the monkey with a stick and you didn't have a potato (or have one and choose not to use the VARIOUS OPTIONS) then...
V. Step Out of the Booth.
you're on your way.
VI. If you find yourself stuck in a bardo-plane...
this means you either ran from the VOID,
you went into the VOID and have finished up your Heaven/Hell/Whatever and are now moving on... (consult karmic guide)
or you didn't poke the monkey with a stick and had no Potato.
the best advice here is to just find a nice soft place to land.
VII. IF you find yourself in a bardo-plane for any reason, AND IF you have a Potato, VARIOUS OPTIONS are again available.
Other Ports:
VIII. the Eschaton Zones.
IX. THE DEEP BLUE VELVET.
X. The Entire God-Consciousness Joins other God-Consciousnesses and make Universes in the 9th Dimension.
XI. We're All ONE Big Truly Infinite Line and/or Something.
RESTART.
-----------------------
Subtractive Consciousness:
when i was born i held the knowledge of the universe
inside my head,
and now with every thought i have
i get a little dumber,
and a little dead.
___________________________
"Monkey Never Learns"
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